Don't you wish the client prep came with a muzzle and duct tape? Just shut up and let me do my job. I'm sorry that your marriage is a disappointment and your kid is an underachiever. My empathometer is on empty.
Each soap is a generous five ounces and has a light, neutral scent that appeals to most recipients.
All soaps come packaged in shrink wrap to ensure they arrive in perfect condition.